No Cure for Cancer                               9/18/08

A few years ago, two friends created a comic about their lives, as well as the lives of their two lazier, less artistically inclined chums. Thus, Dirty Tissues was born. We created a website, built up a head of steam, got a lot of readers and, right when we were taking off, imploded. (Gerry “Peezer” Perez drew the line at illustrating a couple performing fellatio in front of their child and hundreds of other soon-to-be Holocaust victims as they rode the train to Dachau. It's a story as old as time itself, really.)

A few years have passed. Tempers have cooled. Life has beaten us down and branded our asses. One of us even forgot to pull out and now has a magic dollar-bill-to-feces-converter that human beings tend to call children.... CONTINUED